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Monday, February 4, 2013

Manic Mondays: A Crazy Manic Week in Review.

And back to our regularly scheduled programming...

Last week was a big fail on blogging, but there were way more exciting things going on in my week. Let's take a break from crazy ex boyfriends and go ahead and talk about my crazy, unexpected week.

Starting with last Monday, things gradually became so very far out of control in my social life. Monday morning was intensely normal. I decided to meet up with a guy from Match for shits and giggles. He's a nurse and personal training, so he had a break in morning which he asked me out for some coffee. He was a good looking guy named Shawn, really buff and pretty intense (like as in he sleeps like 3 hours a night because he believes it increases his productivity in life???). Coffee went fine, totally normal. After that, things got funny. He texted me constantly over the next 48 hours with increasingly crazy and semi-sexual questions (which I am an expert at avoiding completely). Then, randomly, throughout the week, less texts and more just him sending me photos, which is just plain odd. Last night, he sent me a photo and it came up as a group text to like 10 numbers. I just replied to all with, "I'm glad you just sent that to 10 phone numbers". Haven't heard from him since. NEXT.

Thursday, I randomly scored Greenskeeper passes to the Waste Management Open, which is a crazy 4 day drunkfest golf tournement in Scottsdale. Basically tickets are about $800 and anybody who's anybody in Scottsdale attends. Its not the polite golf you see on TV for sure. Greenskeeper passes are for a VIP lounge with catered food and open bar, so of course, Tiffany and I headed right on over there. Gorgeous day, 75 and sunny...perfect for day drinking. We got ABSOLUTELY hammered. In our sunbathing session, we met some old dude who we will call Jevin and his friends (because we kept calling him that instead of Kevin?) who we hauled over to Blue Martini after the festivities for happy hour. Hot, hot mess. From there, we went to Sandbar to sober up. Needless to say, it was 2am before we got home. Ridiculous.

At the Open itself, I met a dude named Manny, who is a 32 year old former professional baseball player turned YMCA director. Pretty cute, very nice and asked me to go to the Blackhawks-Coyotes this Thursday. SCORE. He was in Tahoe all weekend for a Bachelor Party but has been drunk calling me and texting all damn weekend, so I'll assume he's certainly in love with me. We'll see how that goes.

On Friday, I went out with my friend, Justin, who has been just a friend up until this particular evening. We went to Sushi Brokers and did a whole lotta Sake Bombs. He's this 24 year old cutie from Texas who use to be in the Air Force. All Southern Gentlemanly. I like it a lot. 

Saturday, I randomly also scored tickets to the Open. So Lacie, Malorie and her boyfriend, James, all headed out with our boxed wine roadies for another all day drinking extravaganza. After that, Justin invited me out to this shitty bar called Shenanians with all of his friends. We spent the evening drinking and playing pool. Spark flew. You know the story.

Late Saturday night, the guy who I mentioned last week as being COMPLETELY bad for me got back into town from LA (who will now be referred to as Colin), so I stopped to hang out with him on my way home since he lives up the road. It was very nice to hang out with him. He really is adorable and very sweet...just so frickin' bad for me. What to do, what to do. I was watching SATC today and Carrie had the perfect quote to describe it: "We were like a red wall, good in theory but in reality, really bad."

Sunday was fairly chill. Did the Super Bowl thing with Tiffany and Justin and some people. Cooked really high calorie food. Ate everything. No drinking, as I was done after my 4 day binge. Today, Colin took me to see Warm Bodies aka Zombies meet Twilight aka my current favorite book aka I loved the movie way too much. I felt kind of like I was 16 again seeing the movie with him in an empty theater. Very cute, very cute.

Sooooo, that's it. I'm a Manic Dater this week. Things are happening. When it rains, it pours. What happens next, I have no frickin' idea. I'm just planning to stay on track with dieting and the gym. Pump it up this month with my new personal trainer and get bikini body ready for my Bahamas cruise in 18 days! WUT UP VACAY!!!!

Tomorrow, we'll discuss my wedding dilemmas and how broke I will be come September. Hint: 8 flights, 4 states, 2 dresses and NO DATES. Ballin'.

1 comment:

  1. I love it. HILARIOUS! SO jeal that you're going to the blackhawks game... that's one thing I miss about living in Chicago and since I don't really live SUPER close to any professional hockey teams now in FL, my life is hockey-less. My dates for this week included a guy who lost his license in a DUI years ago and hasn't bothered to get it back and another who asked me to do cocaine with him. Yep.

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