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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

WTF Wednesday: Happy Holidays from SGIEWW

Happy Holidays from SGIEWW!!!!!

In the spirit of not being a total Grinch this holiday season despite the fact my entire life went to shit a week ago, I wanted to wish all of my readers a very happy holiday season. Many of you real life friends/readers have already received my holiday card in the mail, but for those who have not, I've decided to share it with all of you.

The inspiration behind this card is a tiny bit WTF. I understand, its not traditional, and I didn't want it to be. As you know, I am very grinchy this holiday season (and I can think of at least ONE other grinchass mofo who helped to ruin my day today) and getting the plethora of adorable family and engaged couple cards has made me want to vomit all over. Listen, I love my friends and their kids and their dogs and I appreciate the thought behind the Christmas card, but let's be real, I'm jealous as fuck of their happy little lives.

So, in lieu of just sending regular old hand written cards this year, I decided to opt with a Santa's Little Helper themed card featuring an array of mildly seductive photos of myself in a red gown, stilettos and a Santa hat, with the two loves of my life: the sunshine and the pool. Tiffany took these sweet photos for me and my long time friend, Stuart corrected the color, cropped out the weird homeless looking dude behind the fireplace, etc. and to them, I am forever in their debt.

So far, I've gotten a ton of great feedback on them. My friends know that this card was meant to be saucy and hilarious because they know I'm pretty quirky in general. I applaud them for hanging my card front and center on their fridge. I can only hope my extended family understands the humor in these cards as well.

LUCKY FOR ALL OF YOU...you can just right click and print out my holiday card. I recommend framing it and maybe even handing copies out to your own friends, family and loved ones.

Once again, Happy Holidays from SGIEWW!

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