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Sunday, September 23, 2012

The Ex cancelled our shared Amazon Prime account and it nearly made me cry.

It is absolutely true.

So, this weekend has been fairly great. I've hit the pool, done all my laundry, gone grocery shopping and had a ton of fun in the process. A few things happened, and I'd like to share those with you.

1.) I made plans for Saturday night to go out with my girl, Connie, to have some dinner and drinks. I was sitting at Yardhouse waiting for her and out of the corner of my eye, I saw my ex boyfriend. I turned to get a better look and realized it was actually a 60 year old butch lesbian woman. Le sigh.

2.) My roommate dug out an old remote and programmed it to make it work on my TV, so I am no longer a ghetto button-pressing tv channel changer. I am forever thankful for this action.

3.) My new favorite show is "Breaking Amish". Those are some sassy, sassy Amish bitties on that show.

4.) I've been practicing my "pony dancing" skillz, as I am obsessed with "Gangnam Style" by Psy, who is a Korean K-Pop rapper. I was introduced to him by Amy in her quest to find the perfect wedding dance to perform. I highly suggest you check it out below.


5.) Lastly, I got a very sad email last night while I was out at Blue Martini. I was practically ready to cry, but the sexy, sexy guitarist from a band that plays frequently at BM came over to talk with us, so I was immediately cheered up by his arm around me and his Jim Beam breath on my neck. I was also drunk, so my emotions have the ability to go from low to high instantaneously. So, here is the email:
MY EX TOOK ME OFF OF OUR JOINT AMAZON PRIME ACCOUNT. THAT IS SO FRICKIN' RUDE. I AM NOT UPSET THAT I HAD TO SEE HIM NAME IN AN EMAIL, I AM TERRIBLY UPSET THAT I NO LONGER HAVE TWO DAY FREE SHIPPING FROM AMAZON. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW???? 

I suspect it was time we split off from the shared account anyways. I guess I will now get my own amazon prime account, as I do not think I can recover from the heart break of NOT having Amazon Prime. I certainly love it a lot more than I ever loved the Ex. 


Happy Sunday, Bitches!

3 comments:

  1. You're a far better blogger than I am of late. I envy you.

    Sorry about your Amazon :(

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  2. I try to be a good little blogger, but alas, I still have been slacking. You have a legit excuse with a job that makes you live backwardly....I have zero excuse besides that Happy Hour takes priority over blogging.

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  3. Happy hour takes a priority over all things, it's in the bible or something. I'm just guessing, of course.

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