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Monday, September 17, 2012

Manic Monday: Tales from a Psycho Ex Girlfriend

While I was going to tell "the story", I decided I should follow up on yesterday's post...

So, today is less a tale from the psycho ex girlfriend vault and more a tale of why I am still a vengeful crazy biotch at times. Don't get me wrong, I am certainly a responsible, contributing adult 93% of the time, but when the crazy calls, its call is strong.

So, yesterday, if you read my blog, I put Brandon #1 on blast for being a flakey douchebag. I suppose this is my "psycho action", although all I wrote was true and completely unfabricated. Needless to say, Brandon #1 did not like my public display of his douchebaggery.

He made this very clear to me in a series of novel length text messages while I was out quenching my thirst with Key Lime Martinis at Blue Martini and ogling the very hot guitarist with Tiffany.

Needless to say, I actually was having a bit of drunken sympathy for Brandon #1 because he really did seem to be upset that I was so upset. However, he didn't talk to me at all on Sunday after he screwed up Saturday. When I asked why, he said it was because he didn't want to text AND watch the football game. Sympathy...out the door. 

The point of this story is, he is acting like I'm the psycho because I called him out for what he did on a blog he loved loved loved to read, until it was about him. He knew that his douchebaggery would likely end up on the blog, but still participated willingly in infuriating me.

When I offered to take it down, he said it didn't matter, which just makes me believe he wanted to create mad drama and poke at me until I bite his hand. I did not buy into the drama or biting, so we said we'd let shit cool off a few days and reassess...whatever that means??? Men are so ridiculous.

SO, SERIOUSLY, am I the psycho here or what? I didn't think so.

1 comment:

  1. Last post? Completely acceptable/entertaining. I mean...two Brandons?! Hilarious.

    ....This post? Psycho.